dance

I'd post more, but the couple'a sources I was going to use are DOWN, temporarily eradicated from net access. Maybe another time. Maybe I won't.

Entertainment-wise, the Jacobins are be-bopping at the Hexagon on Thursday the 24th and Stasiu's on Friday the 25th. So now you've got something to do, you loser.

"When the music stops, in terms of liquidity, things will be complicated. But as long as the music is playing, you've got to get up and dance. We're still dancing."
-Charles Prince, then-CEO of Citibank, 07/09/07

So DANCE, Fannie, DANCE, Freddie! The gubmint is giving you another hit from the light bulb!

THURSDAY WONTONNERY

Who're you voting for in November? What egomaniacal Fedfucking clown are you going to put your unwashed Che shirt on for just to waddle to the polls, black the gorram box for in this year's election day? Certainly not the Oreo, or the senile war-torn fuckslit for president. Not the two smarmy New York heebes pursuing the Senatorial Minnesota seat. NO!

Might I recommend non-Senator Cardboard Man? I want to thank the gentle, authoritarian Chad Perkins for bringing Mr. Cardboard's valiant candidacy for every local, State, and Federal race to my attention.







He's certainly got superior sensibilities to every other candidate in the running; he has foregone the power-thirst and held steadfast against voting in favor of ANYTHING (when's the last time an elective body has wholly repealed?). He's the kind of guy I'd like to share a brew with. PLUS, he won't go lurking around escort services, or tap his loafers in airport restrooms. HELL, he doesn't have ANY SEXUALITY AT ALL! And his 'first lady' is HAWT! I'd poke it in the mouth.

poke it in the mouth,
-Brenn

shotguns won't help you now, Brenn

Grab onto the seats of your britches and get out your puke buckets, kids:

Scientists: Humans and machines will merge in future

...By the 2030s, Kurzweil said, humans will become more non-biological than biological, capable of uploading our minds onto the Internet, living in various virtual worlds and even avoiding aging and evading death...

I think Dr. Kurzweil should shut up and go back to making keyboards.

-Brenn

disappointment

I read this headline and got all worked-up excited:

Bigger war role for Congress proposed

...but just as I was frolicking through a daydream involving Reps Tom Tancredo and Nancy Pelosi in battle fatigues toting a toy AR15s, I read the article and discovered that the nooz was just talkin' about Congress' congressional authorization and oversight.

Bovine, don't ovulate.

-Brenn

pee-ess: look at this fox!

Pictures from Luke's 06/21 birthday, and our 06/28 poker night. I'll let you figure out which ones are which.

executed before a hearing

This is my outrage of the month.

(CNN) -- A prisoner killed in a Maryland county jail on Sunday was a victim of "vigilante justice," Prince George's County Chief Executive Jack Johnson said.

Corrections officers carrying out executions for the local swine, and no shock to me; they're all part of the government cartel. I'll bet this happens more often after convictions, but this suspect hadn't even had a hearing yet.

I'll be taking bets against any of the Authority's goons that might or might not be caught for this egregious murder; that they won't do any more than five, if any felony conviction at all. Hell, I'll put the odds' payout in your favor. If there was any justice, they'd put 'em in our "common folk prison" and let the inmates be their "prison guard".

ARGH!

Anyhow,






















...and PABL will be putting on his "Libertarian Rage" show again at this year's Fringe Festival. Brenn-acclaimed!

have them looking for pieces of 35W

Golly gee! "Insurance not required, FEMA told flooded town"

IN ILLINOIS

FEMA: Big water swallowing you are not at risk of.
YOKEL: Der, okay mistur gee-man.
JUDGE: YOKEL, good jobs for trusting the government.

Or, oh wait. Wait, no.

CORNSHANKER: Dus I need any floodin' surance?
FEMA: [gestures to creaking levee] Noz. We built you a wall.
CORNSHANKER: [squints in suspicion] I dunno about yew. Didn't it you that built that water wall for them brown people down south?
FEMA: Yea, but they were brown. Just tell the Mississippi that we said that you don't need flood insurance. LULZ!
CORNSHANKER: ROFFLE!!11 VOTE 4 HUCKABEE!