Saturday, June 13, 2009

an addendum to my last post, at Meryl's suggestion,

The new GM Boxica.

Friday, June 12, 2009

Mercedes-Benz R&D

Doktor 1: Frau Kraut, let's make one of those silly box-cars, like the
Scion XB and the Honda Element.

















Doktor 2: Ja, und then people can show their superiority by driving a
more expensive ugly box. Brilliantenheimer!










Nissan R&D, marketing,


Hamoshi: We need to get in on this box-car action. Except we will
remove all of the sharp edges. What should we call it?

Ryeohoto: CUBE.

Hamoshi: Good call. That's why you make the big bucks.

Monday, May 04, 2009

back in my 04/29 post I made reference to Agent 0682288. This weekend Mister Stern sent us all a link to the web site with all of the voicemail recordings and some her very unusual web pages. Check 'eem oot.

Friday, May 01, 2009

a new addiction

the PhotoSwap iPhone app. Here is the first of five (linked) from the German-end of a photo conversation I had today:

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

wat

here's some scrumptious copypasta for you to stuff in your maws. This reminds me of the Agent 0682288 (#?) that used to leave voicemails at the LC back in the day from her Kansas State batty-ward.

Terry Wagar | April 25, 2009, 10:46am | #

Eric Carlson and Joan Wagar, A,K,A, Doubleclick and Mrs Dash,( yes those are there nicknames they gave each other.) admitted to poisoning me while I was a plasma donor back in 2005.
Eric Carlson pedofied me behind prison walls and then framed me as a pedophile on march 26th 2007, I caught the crime on a audio recorder I put in Joan's purse.
there were people in authority helping them with this and nobody in authority will help they pretend nothing happened and refuse to investigate this.
Eric Carlson changed his hair color and his name to Gashel and Clackamas Walmart was hiding him from my Family by pretending He's someone else but this is not hidden, only ignored by the authority's and media
I'm disabled from being poisoned and the hospitals refuse to admit I'm poisoned.
My Family is in danger from these people and I have no other recourse but to make these charges public.
My name is Terry Wagar,Im from Portland Oregon and I'm backing up these charges.
I have been threatened with harassment charges by a Sargent Walker, She is a Portland Police officer stationed at the OHSU hospital, for the non crime of reporting a multi murder conspiracy within that hospital.
They dont give a s4!t Joan and Eric was poisoning a plasma donor!
And how many god damn John Ray's in authority are there in portland oregon!
You damn serial killer.
Where did Mrs Dash keep her stash? in A Garlic Salt Shaker!
What did Doubleclick do with his Dick? You Pedo!
Why you hiding A body double for Clackamas Walmart?
Cover this up Sgt Walker!

http://portland.indymedia.org/en/2008/11/382778.shtml
This comment apparently having nothing to do with the URL it links at the end, the latter URL's circumstances are pretty recoiling in their own different right. I will render no opinion on those.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Hai guise, wat's goin' on out there?

In case you haven't realized by now, when I'm not sitting at my apartment and drinking, I am usually busy not posting here. I swear I've only found the time now because Leno is a re-run tonight. I don't know why he doesn't bring the camera crew into the hospital; eating bad seafood is the funniest thing he's done in decades.

So comrades, are you safer than Bush from an Obama prosecution, but more in peril than a Holder detainee? Well good news: I continue to facilitate firearm purchases through relatives with an FFL. If you haven't yet acted to protect yourself from our [welcome, benevolent] Overlords, there is still time to get in on the gun bubble; just contact me with your interests. ACT NOW WHILE YOU STILL CAN! The end of the twenty-aughts is nigh!! [INSERT ADDITIONAL FRANTIC FEARMONGERING HERE]!!! [MORE HERE]!!!!

In unrelated news, some evidence of poker nights recent, and the friends that're still around.

And in providence and posterity, this photo of a bureaucrat with a meerkat:


Wednesday, March 04, 2009

How fitting for a great Boston institution...
WASHINGTON – British Prime Minister Gordon Brown has told Congress that Sen. Edward M. Kennedy has been awarded honorary knighthood.

Article I, Section 9, paragraph 8:
"No Title of Nobility shall be granted by the United States: And no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State."

Throw him out! With all of the Esquires!